Let's just say my life doesn't revolve around 3 a.m. feedings, my mans screaming, "But I own this trailer!" as he throws whiskey bottles through our corn husk drapes, and making sweet love behind Old Man Pumpernickel's marijuana patch during Sunday church services.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
On my sister "You have book smart, you no have road smart."
On Hilary Duff's pregnancy "Who pregnant? Dog pregnant?"
On white people who act Asian "You're so egg!"
On the song Lady Marmalade "Who is this, Lady Mama?"