Friday, August 13, 2010

Paulisms

On perseverance:
"Let's play a game. Think of a character and I'll try to guess it. Is it real or fictional?"

"Fictional."

"Man or woman?"

"Woman."

"Aw man, I don't know what else to ask!"

On longing: "I misses your kisses and nose nudges."

On apartment hunting: "Avoid artists. Seek germaphobes."

Office Schmoffice

Two of the background performers ("extras") were making out in the holding area all day. We're talking, full-on bodies intertwined on the couch, sitting on chairs, face-sucking here. People even saw them Frenching by the main doors. It was, to put it mildly, very uncomfortable to witness.

I caught sight of them under the stairs when I got wind of their shenanigans and reported it back to my boss:

"They look like two Aryans trying to make the master race."