Sunday, April 15, 2007

Worst. Day. Ever. (This Year)

I attended MArt's photo exhibit yesterday. On the way there, I:

1. Was groped on the metro.
2. Got off at the wrong stop.
3. Was followed by the assaulter.
4. Approached by the assaulter after I asked the ticket lady for a map.
5. Escaped from the assaulter; approached by another.
6. Waved for a cab who took me to the wrong address:
"I'm looking for an art gallery. This is a shoe store."
7. Dropped me off in front of a pawn shop.
8. Walked up and down the street in confusion.
9. Called MArt in hysterics.
10. Was told to look up because he could see me from across the street.

"Uh, what's your girlfriend doing over there?"

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