Friday, April 07, 2006


*UPDATE* <---That's my best "I'm a homewrecker" face. Hint: The interview went a little too well.


It's raining. "The hippies aren't out today," said Sexy Spinster. I told her they weren't out here in Montreal either, "but I called one out of his tree." I'm getting ready to go interview this pro-rollerblader-turned-traceur at the movies. And I'm dressed like an old school Natalie Wood.

That's the thing about me. I'm not "retro-inspired", I really am radically retro. It's the reason I'm attracted to men who dress like Mister Rogers. Slacks and sneakers, wool cardigans and button-ups, they're catnip to me.

And hippies. I hate them. Yet there's something about their lack of basic hygiene ...


Yes, those are Mardi Gras beads.

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