Thursday, September 15, 2005
In Didn't-See-This-Coming News, Renee Zellweger split with country paramour Kenny Chesney. I've said it once and I'll say it again: Men don't want their brides the size of their bones (vice versa, maybe). Her wedding photo looks like a Tim Burton production poster, a field mouse on satin steroids. And him. Well, just look at him. He's Enrique Brooks, Garth's alter-alter-ego. The one who likes to take long, wedding walks on the beach in gray slacks and cowboy hats. Mister Classy, that's him. Show me the puka shells!