Calling back at midnight? Whatsa matta yous?!
I went out and bought two books (The Rise of the Creative Class by Richard Florida and The Meaning of Wife by Anne Kingston. My Indigo wishlist is now down to 7 selections) and a Nigella Lawson-approved, aggravatingly over-priced cheese grater.
"... fits neatly in palm." Charge it! I'm sold!