Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Rumble ramble

Hot damn, my apartment's a dump. I haven't cleaned it in weeks. It looks like an Asian bordello set in Ho Chi Minh City right after American troops pushed their dicks through the front door. Not a friendly sight. Not one, indeed.

I finally got money to buy food, but I'm too unmotivated to get dressed. How lazy can I get? I might as well fake paraplegia and pay someone to wipe me when I pee; I'm heading that way anyway.

Now why did I polish off that bag of chips knowing I'll be forced to clean the dishes to eat food off of? Ca me tue!

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