Friday, March 05, 2004

Why is it that songs containing the name "Lily" must either revolve around masturbation, necrophilia, she-demons, hick boats, gambling and/or stalker intentions?

The Who - Pictures of Lily
Kate Bush - Lily
Elton John - Dixie Lily
Bob Dylan - Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts

Why, oh why, must I also share the root word with a long forgotten Biblical character that is rumoured to steal your babies and kill them in the thick of the night? It's shameless.

I mean, I wouldn't even bother stealing them. I'd just whack them in their cribs.

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