Thursday, February 12, 2004

It's a shonda, I tell ya. A shonda.

I went to this thing called "Soulmate Calculator for American Singles" because, well, it was featured on a Salon.com article. After clicking through preferences I've never even thought of ("Optimism?"), I get my results.

My probability coefficient of finding a soulmate is 3.38670801E-08.

And to do this, I have to meet 29,527,199 American single males who are between 18 and 26 years old.

Well, guess that's Jack Daniels 1; Lily zip.

On second thought ... Lily 1; Hedonistic-idea-used-to-comfort-those-who-are-unwilling-to-part-with-traditional-values-that-enslave-individuals-together-in-an-attempt-to-salvage-corporate-stagnation zip.

Indeed.

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