Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Gah! What the hell is this crap? Hamburgers without buns?! Meat wrapped in lettuce?! Sacre bleu! Man, only Americans would eat to lose weight. I mean, just diminish your portions. Super sizing is a privilege, not a right.

Maybe someone should tell that to the 40-year old divorcee, with the double chin, wearing inch-thick glasses and a paisley print muumuu over green plaid from the John Deere fashion line. Oh, everyone's seen that mystifying creature by the table near the restaurant window, eating alone.

Don't deny it *shakes old man Asian fist*.

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