Wednesday, January 07, 2004

My friend, Christian Scrawnwich, wore an ugly baseball-type hat he took from Asian Math Disciple at lunch while playing cards. When Asian Math Disciple wore it, he reminded the rest of us of Steven Spielbergstein: a bad imitation of the original. When Christian Scrawnwich put it on, we called him a post-cancer patient. I turned my waterbottle upside down by his head and said it was his IV bag. After the game, he laid down on his knapsack beside me and said, "Yeah guys. I'm here because of the Make-A-Wish Foundation." To which I replied, "Your last wish was to lose at euchre?"

Ah, tasteless jokes. So sue me.

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