Monday, January 12, 2004

My astrology profile says I might be a bisexual because Geminis are supposed to be attracted the mind first, the body later.

Though I'm pretty sure I'm not bisexual, I do enjoy the company of older men. In the sage words of Samantha Jones: "They've been around the block and know how to use the cock." Then again, she was referring to a 50+ year old.

I don't want no grandpa having a heart attack with/near/on me.

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