Saturday, November 22, 2003

Eating oranges has inspired me to write an ...

ODE TO CITRUS
(sung to the tune of "Yesterday")

Oranges, how I peel your rind then snack away
You're so juicy and delightfully gay
Oh, I can see you're tart today

Magically, you explode in a surprising way
On my wall you leave your pain, I say
Oh, better than Miss Muffet's whey

Why my mom brought you in a bowl with clementines
Maybe then you'd share your position in my shrine

Oranges, now you're gone the way of chocolate cake
More delicious than that Shake n' Bake
Oh, I believe that you're no fake (<--can be replaced with "Chinese Jake")

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.

*Try singing the song. It fits and is really quite catchy.

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